May 2018 UPDATE:

Seeking agent representation.

 

A fantastic painting of an erotic mermaid is taking the art world by storm. Larry Settlebottom, a meek museum curator, and his mischievous bodyguard Pharaoh Williams are sent by a billionaire widow to find the reclusive artist and his mysterious model, gone missing in Mexico. But they are bumbling fools without a plan, lost in their denatured masculinity as they tangle with pirates, sea gypsies, scientists and a deformed mad man intent on destroying "the mother of mermaids" and the last of his kind. A great adventure - humorous and engaging.


 


The Mermaid Latitudes